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FOR THE WEST (UGANDA), written at the time of the expulsion of all Indians from Uganda, this is a violent and comic portrait of Idi Amin, as a product of our Western hegemony in Africa. Hastings visited Uganda briefly in a dangerous time, and reached the north shore of Lake Victoria. Run performed at the Royal Court Theatre, and later transferred to the National Theatre. Has had a number of international productions, and is frequently cited as one of Hastings’ best works.
Published by Penguin.

LEE HARVEY OSWALD: ‘A far mean streak of indepence brought on by negleck’. A ‘Theatre of Fact’ play which uses Oswald’s own diary notes. The central thesis of the play is that here is a man who could never do anything on his own. And it remains even more likely he was chosen as a ‘fall-guy’ by the real assassins of President Kennedy. For legal reasons, this play cannot be presented in the States. It casts serious character doubts on prime witnesses. Hastings visited Dallas shortly after the shooting, and interviewed a number of people who lived on Oswald’s supposed escape route. Hastings has made free use of the entire 26 volume edition of testimony and exhibits from the Warren Commission Report. However, the play has been performed from Tokyo to Mexico City to Prague. First performed at the Hampstead Theatre, London.
Published by Penguin.

GLOO JOO. A farce about a West Indian on the eve of deportation, and how he uses extra-marital devices to stay in this country of his choice. Equipped with farce tableaux, and entirely in character, the play has been criticised for its blatant use of racially motivated language. Although this play has been performed in Trinidad, Kingston and New York. The penultimate scene includes a liberal Rabbi, a non-stop talking groom, an unlikely bride, and two customs officers who act as even less likely witnesses to the final wedding in a Customs holding shed at London Heathrow airport. The play transferred from Hampstead Theatre to the West End for a long run.
Evening Standard Comedy of the Year Award.
Published by Penguin.

FULL FRONTAL is a seventy minute monologue, by a young Nigerian who has been rejected by his Caribbean friends, and suffers a terrible private tragedy of grief and betrayal. In an insane moment of self-denial and despair he applies to join an extreme Right political party. The logic behind the piece is Swiftian, and ultimately the end has a moving spirit of human dismay. Frequently performed. It has an unusual strength in its bitterness and anger. First performed at the Royal Court Theatre.
Published by Oberon Books.

MIDNITE AT THE STARLITE, a five-hander comedy set on a south London dance floor. Two girl dancers finally give up on their male partners, and strike a chord for their independence. But the rules of the competition insist two girls cannot perform together. First produced in Birmingham, this particular play has had success with amateur productions. A mix of bravura and sham glitter in a strangely enticing world.
Published by Penguin.

CARNIVAL WAR is an acute political farce played out inside a police bus filled with under-cover cops set in the epicentre of the Notting Hill Carnival. Ruin and mayhem besiege the comic figures. First performed at the Royal Court Theatre.
Published by Penguin.

TOM AND VIV is a social tragedy. A portrait of the poet TS Eliot and his wife Vivienne Haigh Wood. Researched in great detail, the play has come up with material not previously known. Tom has a deep longing for some kind of fossil society which represents permanence and stability. He marries into an Edwardian family and discovers a fabric of poisonous decay. However, for seventeen years, Vivienne becomes a tireless partner and muse. Tom’s preoccupation with fame and a certain woman in the States reduces their lives to a cold shambles. Tom’s silent anguish is now a rage focussed on his wife. Eventually bad medical advice and marital torture almost destroy Vivienne. There is some evidence he colluded in confining Vivienne to a mental home for the rest of her life. He did gain control of hers and the family money. He never spoke to her again. And yet she had worked beside him through the greatest creative years, and, indeed, a large part of their personal tragedy is reflected in his work. Guilt and remorse has filled most of his later years. Vivienne remains a tantalising shooting star, ablaze but sure to fall. The play enjoyed two consecutive runs 1984/5 at the Royal Court Theatre. Performed and translated in thirty countries, it also remains as a document of research interest to all. TS Eliot/Vivienne Haigh Wood students.

Extracts: -

TOM AND VIV IN CHESTER STREET, LONDON, SW1.

      VIVIENNE   Shall we take the car, darling?
       
  TOM   I’d rather walk.
       
  VIVIENNE   Then what shall we do?
       
  TOM   Whatever you like …
       
  VIVIENNE   We’ll have a terribly nice day.
       
  TOM   I’m sure we shall.
       
  VIVIENNE   And what will we do after that?
       
  TOM   I must think.
       
  VIVIENNE   After you’ve thinked, what then?
       
  TOM   It’s perfectly alright, Viv. Maybe nothing.
       
  VIVIENNE   And after we’ve done nothing all day, what shall we do then, Tom?
       
  TOM   Please I - … I know a good joke shop. I - …
       
  THEY WALK ON.
MAURICE HAIGH WOOD AND TOM OUTSIDE THE MAGISTRATES’ COURT
       
  MAURICE   I say, Tom. Man to man?
       
  TOM   Hallo.
       
  MAURICE   You and Vivie.
       
  TOM   Still with you.
       
  MAURICE   The old sort of thing under the sheets?
       
  TOM   Beginning to lose you.
            
  MAURICE   I mean there must have been a good moment. A single second. Take this American lass of mine in Mombasa. We were on the Masai Reserve. The old heat gets to you. And I actually rogered her on the grass. In the far corner of my eye I saw this dead buffalo. Right there. Now I’ve never forgotten the look in that creature’s eye to this day. I mean – there must have been one moment like that?
       

 

TOM’S DRY LAUGHTER
ROSE HAIGH WOOD AND TOM. DARKNESS ALL AROUND THEM.
       
  TOM   I am so sorry, Rose
       
  ROSE      After you came to us. You had suits. Handmade shoes from Lobb. Charles even got you the job at the bank. You met our family and friends. I did warn them. He’s a bit of a stick. But so eager to be like us. And you were fascinated. You had a place. Then those ‘wallahs’ got hold of you. The Virginias and the Ottolines. Oh, it’s not such an accolade to marry an industrious Jew and write nasty novels about one’s friends. Or such a prize to lower yourself to a Liberal MP who’s large among beer barrels. Tell a Liberal any day from his reticence about his private income. I realise an American in search of us grows impatient. And grasps for novelty. But I don’t want you to think that Bloomsbury riff-raff is the heart of English life. There is another stock. One great uncle rode the length of the Argentine on a pony until he found his perfect tract of land. There are Haigh Woods buried as far afield as Alberta or Nepal. In unmarked graves. Oh, unfashionable, yes. Fine for a snigger behind Bloomsbury shutters. We have magistrates and councillors. Secretaries of the Hunt and churchwardens. Partners in the fine linen trade. This is stock. It goes about its business. Is quiet about it. Becomes that soil of the field. Quite unexceptional. An unmarked soil. But there it is. And you’ve never heard me mention our kinship with Earl Haig, the great soldier. And I might add – never before has one of us been carted off in disgrace to a lunatics’ house. Oh, you swore to us you’d look after Vivie for always. But in between have fallen these long years. It’s what you didn’t do. So now you’re famous on a bookshelf. What else can you learn? What is there left we can give you?
       
  TOM LIGHTS UP NERVOUSLY. THE SMOKE SPIRES IN THE DARK

The play appears to have under-lined an inevitable truth – it is virtually impossible to study Eliot without including the mercurial and remarkable Vivienne.
Published by Penguin.
Published by Oberon Books.

STARS OF THE ROLLER STATE DISCO was written for the Brixton Drama Festival one summer. The production was cancelled, and a televised film was subsequently made by the BBC. A job agency is imagined as a roller rink. Kids aimlessly circle the space. One boy is so immured in the tedium of the life, even when he is found the perfect job, he is too far lost from us, and he commits suicide. Trash music, junk food and the hint of leisure facilities provided by the state. The play is an angry essay on unemployment in the Thatcher years.
Published by Penguin.

THE EMPEROR is a devised piece of surrealism, jointly created by Hastings and the director Jonathan Miller. Based on the book by Ryszard Kapuscinski, sad and broken voices of servants in the palace of Haile Selassie, the revered Emperor of Ethiopia, create a chorus of mnemonic grief for an evil autocracy. Miller has devised a series of boxes and trap-doors, and the company of five dressed in dark suits and neat ties writhe and dance and assemble in tight knots to reveal their bizarre infatuation with the Emperor’s iconic status. Perhaps, too, there are hints of political subjugation in other countries like Kapuscinski’s own Poland.
Published by Penguin.

UNFINISHED BUSINESS, a memory play. It begins with an elderly man in a large country pile now transformed to a nursing home. We learn that he was once the dangerous owner of this mansion. The large estate belonged to a family revealed as nazi sympathisers waiting for Hitler to launch his attack Britain (‘Operation Sea Lion’). And the man’s secret plans with others to support the nazi take-over is a central issue. There is cruelty and a sense of wasted years anticipating a Third Reich future. A woman who once worked on the estate as a maid visits the nursing home. She confronts the man with his past.
Published by Penguin.

A DREAM OF PEOPLE. A senior civil servant, Claude, and his staff present a damning internal report on future UK pensions to the Prime Minister. The PM responds with scant enthusiasm. Claude in a moment of madness physically attacks the PM Knowing he is to be removed from his position, Claude meets a number of individuals who face tough sunset years with reduced support from pensions. Claude becomes consumed by their problems. For reasons he can never quite make clear, he arranges for them all to meet up in a London park one bright afternoon. Although none of them know each other. Claude stands on a hillside with his grandson. He watches the disparate group until they move away, some listless, some nonchalant, and his grandson hauls at a kite above him in the strong air. The boy asks Claude what he is looking at so intently?
Published by Penguin.

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